Friday, April 24, 2009

10 seconds of springtime

spring is here full force, all lisa lisa steez

and I am going to be getting a haircut soon. 2 weeks probably. I've been growing it out a little to do some shaping. not gonna make it shorter really, just switch up the style. I am obsessed with haircuts, which you already know if you read this ever.

I, as usual, will be doing the snipping myself. I've got a few inspirations in mind.



also, the Babysitters Club books were for young ghouls a few years older than me, back in the day, but I was super into the Little Sister spinoff books, featuring Kristy's young stepsister Karen. it was a nice series for kids from divorced homes, because Karen's parents were both remarried. the book barf-ably calls her 'Karen Two-Two' or something like that, because she has two of everything. anyway, this whole haircut biz, reminded me of the story in which Karen gets an terrible superbad haircut, and has to deal with all this shiz at school. I googled the book, to see the cover, and almost peed myself laughing over the truckstop bulldyke haircut Karen got.

no wonder she's scarred for life. what kind of supercuts reject gives an 8 year old girl the same haircut as bobby budnick? ugh.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

I was a lesbian in my dream last night

I am currently teenymctinerson obsessing over:

where the wild things are trailer
the american apparel/woody allen lawsuit
the bar brawl that broke out last night at karaoke
everything about this
our magnificent bastard tongue
six feet under
cutting my hair soon
feeling my relationship at the level I once did, asap hopefully
spending my free time like a 15 year old boy, ie eating tacos while: watching superbad, playing tetris, checking out girls, swearing
the girls of Luscious Jackson

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

a little bit o'luck

today on the street I found the 1904-1927 Smith's Regents Review Book, for United States History and Civics, copyright 1926, cover price 40 cents. it's so old, and has a ton of handwritten notes and stuff in it. I wish they made natural born citizens know this stuff too. talk to one Japanese person (just one tho) and they will own you in every aspect of American history. this book smells old, yay.

also the Judgement Night soundtrack was procured. a handful of it is truly awesome.

Monday, April 13, 2009

lookie here

is it possible for a death cab for cutie song to start out sounding like a modest mouse song, and then turn into a death cab for cutie song? the answer, is yes.

also, I distinctly remember in high school driving with probably Roland, when the first puddle of mudd song came on the radio, and someone in the car asking if this was the new unreleased Nirvana...........

***********someone from Tennessee told me I'd be right at home in Nashville today, thumbs up! gotta hit up savers first and pick up all the floor length jeweled dresses.


***but really what I wanna talk about is the soundtrack for Judgement Night. Judgement Night was, according to secret online wiki sources, a 1993 movie "star"ring Emilio Estevez, Cuba "Good"ing Jr, Jeremy Piven, and Stephen Dorff. plot = witness murder blah blah on the run. I do not remember this movie. I remember the soundtrack, HELLO. wikisecretsource says it peaked at #17 on Billboard, and had three singles. what is important about this soundtrack to me is it's very intiguing rap/rock collabos. not of the aerosmith/dmc/kid rock/saliva variete.

Judgement Night soundtrack, featuing:
House of Pain and Helmet
Teenage Fanclub and De La Soul (!!!)
Living Colour and Run DMC (okay some Run DMC)
Slayer and Ice-T (!!!)
Faith No More and Boo-Ya (I don't know who Boo-Ya is, but I'm jealous the name is taken)
Sonic Youth and Cypress Hill
Mudhoney and Sir Mix-A-Lot
Dinosaur Jr and Del tha Funkee Homosapien (omgomgomgomgomg)
Pearl Jam and Cypress Hill


among others. people, if this isn't next level I don't know what is. I must scour Newbury Comics or someplace for a used copy. motherfuck that is jawesome.

anyone else notice the Onion has been on-point lately? they dipped into Vice-territory for awhile, but they're back babyyyyy

Friday, April 10, 2009

the ironing is delicious

from the desk of the hilariously ironic:



this picture of Billy Corgan and Tila Tequila from Bravo's A-List Awards.........

I don't even know what the A-List Awards are, and I'm a pop culture junkie. what are they doing at any awards show? why do they look so happy? does Billy have a mustache? I mean, one is famous for fucking both chicks and dudes on mtv, and the other is famous for fucking himself so many times he's no longer on mtv. just sayin'.

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I played frisbee for the first time in 3 years today. I suck at it. it is very fun. I understand why dogs are often animated in cartoons doing this.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

dear teenage girls....

......I'm sorry for not understanding sooner.



I get it now. thanks, GQ.


love always,
katie
ummmmmmmmm, can I say, I won my friend's March Madness Bracket! it was about 7 people, $10 buy in, no bars being held. but I came out victorious, with my mildly informed sports decisions combined with such thoughts as 'Ugh, I knew a mean BITCH from Wake Forest, suck it' guiding my selections and voices. I'm supposed to receive a $50 compensation, but I won't hold my baby stinkbreath.


I came to the realization last night that Tom Perotta is one of my favorite authors. I read a book or two a week, mostly all non-fiction with the exception of my graphic novels/comics, and his are always the best fiction. also, 2 of the movies adapted from his books are two of my favorite movies, Election and Little Children. I wonder if he still teaches writing at Harvard; he's not super old but he is super good looking.


**whilst rewatching some nip/tuck recently, I became very interested in the music they feature on the show. nip/tuck is basically a highly stylized, sexual, surgical, philosophical, gorgeous late-night soap opera. they have an operating scene every show, and the doctors always play music they find appropriate. music is used to great effect throughout every episode, but particularly during the operation scenes. sometimes, it's very obvious, and (perhaps) ironically hokey. an example of that would be when an author gets breast implants to try to simulate what his wife went through post-masectomy/reconstruction, for a book deal. the song played during the scene was 'A Boy Named Sue'. hmm. in another, during a testicular implantion, 'Diferente' by Gotan Project is heard. when a woman comes in to get her crazy abusive ex's tattooed name removed - 'Slave' by the Rolling Stones (and 'Tears Go By' when she gets a new name put there). 'Vincent' by Don McClean for an ear reconstruction. 'All the Trees in the Field will Clap Their hands' by Sufjan Stevens during aftermath of a hurricane. Frank Zappa's 'Chungas Revenge' for a 4-way scene. 'A Cry For Love' by Black Heart Procession, heard during a surgery scene for a girl who purposely mutilated herself in order to appear a victim. finally, one of my favorites, 'Everything in It's Right Place' by Radiohead, during the scene where Sean has to reassemble a bunch of corpses in the morgue, after they were taken apart and used to make a new woman-corpse. oh, and 'Lovers Spit' during a marriage proposal, whaaaaat.
there aren't many shows on that incorporate music in the way that Nip/Tuck does. usually it's some soft-rock Sara Barellies/Colbie Caillat/KT Tunstall/Natasha Beddenfield booshit played during Grey's Anatomy, which in turn makes it's a hit that I have to hear on the radio all fall.




ps, I'm ready for some dad jokes......you know, of the 'I feel like a sandwich..' dad: 'Funny, you don't look like one!' variety. 'Is it Wednesday today?' dad: 'All day!' tell me more please.m

Thursday, April 2, 2009

naners

DID YOU SEE LADY GAGA ON AMERICAN IDOL LAST NIGHT?!!??!

she was locosauce! crazytown! both nutty and fruity! my hero.....*sigh*


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bitch puts us all to shame.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Wanted:

boys who dress like the male Pretenders in the 'Brass In Pocket' music video.

***I requested some copies of Sassy from various libraries in Rhode Island, and I read the 5th Anniversary Issue from March 1993 yesterday. it was just as good as I remember it! I particularly enjoyed the last page: for those unfamiliar with Sassy specs, there was a brother-mag founded by Spike Jonze, Lew and some other skateboard guy called Dirt. It only lasted a couple of issues, but was super cool and zine-y and ahead of it's time (hello Spike Jonze, before even the music videos). so the back page from this anniversary issue featured Spike Jonze and Mike D of the Beastie Boys baking a cake for Sassy, and it is a step-by-step how-to. very cute.
there was also an ad for a Sassy music hotline, where for $.95 a minute, you could call the hotline, and listen to 1:30 of any one of 4 songs off of a particular album. I guess Sassy was trying to help you not get burned on things not your steez, but this seems really funny to me. I can't imagine asking my mom permission to spend money to listen to a minute and a half from the Shonen Knife album. the other bands featured that particular month read like a who's who of early 90's alterna-acts who are mainstream enough to be coopted by essential what is a corporate zine: L7, Pearl Jam, Urge Overkill, Sloane, 7 Year Bitch, REM, etc...
there was also a super-fun article in which the writer collected 30 inane suggestions from Cosmo, YM, Seventeen, etc on how to get a guy to notice you, and then tried them out. of course, they all were major fails. I hope I get the issue soon with the 1st Annual Junk Food Taste-Test.
** also, in the category of things said by Mark D that I hope never to hear again:
"a deep cut from Sixteen Stone