Tuesday, May 26, 2009

a woman in trubz


oopsy doops.

why do things change so fast? argh. regret is an awful feeling. I'm a sorry sorry girl. everything is precious. precious.

on a lighter note, we have a serial masturbator at work. a certain gentlemen, apparently aroused by the smell of our delicious mesa blend, jerks it on the patio all the time. with a newspaper in his lap like he's all stealth and shit. we have kicked him out numerous times, attempted to call the police; one woman says she recognized him from getting kicekd out of starbucks for the same offense. what what? no preservative pastries are the greatest foreplay ever people, take my word for it.

shite, gotta jet.

love always,
katie

Monday, May 18, 2009

statutory grape

so finally, epicly, It's confirmed where I am moving to in June. here in providence, downtown-ish, sorta kinda, a 3 floor house with 8 people, puppies, a garden, and weekly family meetings and dinners. who can I thank for the hookup? sweet sweet alex from seven stars, who scarily enough, is a lot like me. her cat is named 'bodycount' (Ice T ref) for chrissakes. I've accepting having to leave behind some of the amenities of the really nice apartment I have right now. however, I also accept paying over $100 less a month. oopsy doops. looking forward to all the new friends and situations I will find here!

*and I've been way behind in my celebrity news, but um, put this is the 'least surprising thing ever' file: michael jackson has skin cancer. oh really? dude has probably put everything on his face from searing hot barbeque sauce to flaming sparks from that pepsi commercial, to brooke shields' pussy. being white is just that desirable.

**um also leaked nude pics of rihanna, obvs from chris brown and his camp. normally 'leaked celeb nude pics' mean nip slips in the ocean or rump shots from calendar shoots. but rihanna is straight bent over from behind and you can see her ladyfingers n' stuff. plus her boobs (nipple ring, plus one) and abs (minus 1). this is what jay-z jerks off to while beyonce is off pretending to give a shit about kids in hospitals.


**also, youtube or google the clip from a recent weezer show, in which they cover of kids by mgmt, with a pokerface by lady gaga INTERLUDE people (plus rivers in funky shades). who out of those people should be ashamed? I'll just wait for Mark D to start that weezer cover band.

*** in predictable-hipster news: I am majorly feelin' the new Wilco and new Grizzly Bear albums.

***less predictably, I have boy drama. man drama. little sister baby mama drama. no no no.
let's all just listen to 'Brick' shall we?


TELL YOUR FRIENDS 'PEACE, LOOK, I'M BOUNCIN'

Sunday, May 17, 2009

up

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

another bullshit night in suck city

I have a bajillion things to say, but no time right now to say it. full disclosure tomorrow probz.

pop culture is piling up behind me, I need to divulge!



*new bookz rule.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

whoa whoa whoa!

is that a new outfit?

something looks different.

I'll tell ya later.

Friday, May 8, 2009

err

remind me to tell you about the creeper from work we had to kick out for masturbating on the patio.....again. 

it's a good story. 

lots of good stories from today, but I gotta run because I'm going to Maine for the weekend to kick my sister's ass and buy a new phone.

love,
katie

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

bizarro no. 1

have you heard any of tupac's music since he died? it all sounds the same. it's like he's not progressing at all musically.

Monday, May 4, 2009

real love

today at work, men women and children all complimented my new earrings. compliments to a narcissist are like sweet sweet cherries to pacman. it was dopeshow.

speaking of dopeshow, like Marilyn Manson said in Bowling for Columbine, if he could say anything to the youth of today, he'd say nothing. he'd

let's all count on MM to bring the hotness!

also, new silversun pickups is my jam!

also, you may have heard me ramblin about The Wave Pictures, here is a new song of theirs, loves it. hear it hear



and finally, anyones lookings fors a roommates?