cum as you are, lesbian vampires circa 1994

I want to call bullshit on people who say they aren't scared of some horror movies. I understand that most of these movies can be lame, and there is no need to be scared of some monster jumping off the screen and most of the time you can imagine the zipper on the costume being visible, like when that pussy Doug Funny finally opened his fucking eyes. but I mean, some of the stuff in Pan's Labryinth? or What Lies Beneath? parts of The Uninvited? fuck, even parts of the Ring for chrissakes. can you not suspend disbelief for a moment? this is life, join the party.

I have been having a lot of ridiculous, can I stress RIDICULOUS dreams lately. but I really hate it when people talk about their dreams. one sentence tops. like, "you killed me with a carrot in my dream last night". okay, that's all you need. anything more, like "it was you but it really looked like Jeffrey Dean Morgan and I think it means that...", is NOT INTERESTING. please go fill a syringe of care juice, so I can inject it in my veins, kthx.

also, I need to work on not being rude to guys who come up respectfully to me in bars, work, etc. they are only doing it because they think I am pretty. or maybe easy. that's not so bad.