the award for best celebrity news garbage churning pun of the day goes to E! for it's headline: "DJ AM Seeks to Spin Life Story".
and the award for best video you maybe sorta forgot about but used to love when you were 5 goes to: Paula Abdul's "Opposites Attract" feat. Dj Scat Kat (sp)!
before Paula was a dented-chest havin', pill-addicted, QVC sellin', secret-booze-in-her-AI Coke cup swillin', Bravo-reality-show-havin' joke, she was one of the world's biggest pop stars! whoopee! she even came #1 on a poll for who men would most like to be stranded on a desert island with. now this crazy lady just cries when some hack warbles a cover of 'Imagine' and hails them as a true original artist. blarf. but it's super fun because she's crazytown.
Paula used to be engaged to Emilio Estevez, until her huge, huge career took the air out of their tires, and well he was also a big star and busy. these things are all currently still true, obvz.
for now you can just hang out and watch the animated super-urban dancey wasteland created in this video. some hot pussy on pussy action.
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