we're through the looking glass here, people.
after my TMI post, I'll just stick to the regs.
*there is nothing more painful than hearing someone who doesn't know anything about politics trying to talk about current events. now that we're getting older, you're going to have to do better than "BLANK is an asshole." buy a fucking newspaper. get fucking offline (hear hear!) you have to read at least some of the front section every day. otherwise, you are not allowed to have opinions about anything that is in the news.get over talking about the supposed biases everywhere. there are a bunch of biases, just be smart enough to understand. there's still tons of other pertinent information in there, except for the projo, which is $2 now.
*hey remember that time Conan O'Brien was not awesome? ME FUCKING NEITHER. he was dopeshow on The Simpsons, Late Night was bonkers for years and years, and now The Tonight Show is just amazing. props to Conan for translating his wacky, sometimes crass, always irrevrent humor to a more mainstream audience, and for including Andy fucking Richter. The Smiths said, some girls are bigger than others. clearly also, some people are more fucking CRAZYTOWN than others.
*Ralph Macchio is on Twitter.
*summer dressing is never my fave, as I'm a big fan of layering, but I must say I'm pretty psyched on short floral skirts, sleevless mesh jerseys, and onesies.
*I'm so angry THERE IS NO GOOD CELEB NEWS.
*if you are put on the guest list, do not blow off the show. it's not cool and the band will find out.
*hey everyone, are you fucking sad? bullshit. if you were really broken up about this, me, anything, you wouldn't be out drinking and dancing to "Boys Don't Cry" at 2 a.m
end obnoxious rants
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