a woman in trubz

oopsy doops.

why do things change so fast? argh. regret is an awful feeling. I'm a sorry sorry girl. everything is precious. precious.

on a lighter note, we have a serial masturbator at work. a certain gentlemen, apparently aroused by the smell of our delicious mesa blend, jerks it on the patio all the time. with a newspaper in his lap like he's all stealth and shit. we have kicked him out numerous times, attempted to call the police; one woman says she recognized him from getting kicekd out of starbucks for the same offense. what what? no preservative pastries are the greatest foreplay ever people, take my word for it.

shite, gotta jet.

love always,
katie

statutory grape

so finally, epicly, It's confirmed where I am moving to in June. here in providence, downtown-ish, sorta kinda, a 3 floor house with 8 people, puppies, a garden, and weekly family meetings and dinners. who can I thank for the hookup? sweet sweet alex from seven stars, who scarily enough, is a lot like me. her cat is named 'bodycount' (Ice T ref) for chrissakes. I've accepting having to leave behind some of the amenities of the really nice apartment I have right now. however, I also accept paying over $100 less a month. oopsy doops. looking forward to all the new friends and situations I will find here!

*and I've been way behind in my celebrity news, but um, put this is the 'least surprising thing ever' file: michael jackson has skin cancer. oh really? dude has probably put everything on his face from searing hot barbeque sauce to flaming sparks from that pepsi commercial, to brooke shields' pussy. being white is just that desirable.

**um also leaked nude pics of rihanna, obvs from chris brown and his camp. normally 'leaked celeb nude pics' mean nip slips in the ocean or rump shots from calendar shoots. but rihanna is straight bent over from behind and you can see her ladyfingers n' stuff. plus her boobs (nipple ring, plus one) and abs (minus 1). this is what jay-z jerks off to while beyonce is off pretending to give a shit about kids in hospitals.


**also, youtube or google the clip from a recent weezer show, in which they cover of kids by mgmt, with a pokerface by lady gaga INTERLUDE people (plus rivers in funky shades). who out of those people should be ashamed? I'll just wait for Mark D to start that weezer cover band.

*** in predictable-hipster news: I am majorly feelin' the new Wilco and new Grizzly Bear albums.

***less predictably, I have boy drama. man drama. little sister baby mama drama. no no no.
let's all just listen to 'Brick' shall we?


TELL YOUR FRIENDS 'PEACE, LOOK, I'M BOUNCIN'

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another bullshit night in suck city

I have a bajillion things to say, but no time right now to say it. full disclosure tomorrow probz.

pop culture is piling up behind me, I need to divulge!

*new bookz rule.

whoa whoa whoa!

is that a new outfit?

something looks different.

I'll tell ya later.

err

remind me to tell you about the creeper from work we had to kick out for masturbating on the patio.....again. 

it's a good story. 

lots of good stories from today, but I gotta run because I'm going to Maine for the weekend to kick my sister's ass and buy a new phone.

love,

katie

bizarro no. 1

have you heard any of tupac's music since he died? it all sounds the same. it's like he's not progressing at all musically.

real love

today at work, men women and children all complimented my new earrings. compliments to a narcissist are like sweet sweet cherries to pacman. it was dopeshow.

speaking of dopeshow, like Marilyn Manson said in Bowling for Columbine, if he could say anything to the youth of today, he'd say nothing. he'd

let's all count on MM to bring the hotness!

also, new silversun pickups is my jam!

also, you may have heard me ramblin about The Wave Pictures, here is a new song of theirs, loves it. hear it hear

and finally, anyones lookings fors a roommates?

10 seconds of springtime

spring is here full force, all lisa lisa steez

and I am going to be getting a haircut soon. 2 weeks probably. I've been growing it out a little to do some shaping. not gonna make it shorter really, just switch up the style. I am obsessed with haircuts, which you already know if you read this ever.

I, as usual, will be doing the snipping myself. I've got a few inspirations in mind.



also, the Babysitters Club books were for young ghouls a few years older than me, back in the day, but I was super into the Little Sister spinoff books, featuring Kristy's young stepsister Karen. it was a nice series for kids from divorced homes, because Karen's parents were both remarried. the book barf-ably calls her 'Karen Two-Two' or something like that, because she has two of everything. anyway, this whole haircut biz, reminded me of the story in which Karen gets an terrible superbad haircut, and has to deal with all this shiz at school. I googled the book, to see the cover, and almost peed myself laughing over the truckstop bulldyke haircut Karen got.

no wonder she's scarred for life. what kind of supercuts reject gives an 8 year old girl the same haircut as bobby budnick? ugh.

I was a lesbian in my dream last night

I am currently teenymctinerson obsessing over:

where the wild things are trailer
the american apparel/woody allen lawsuit
the bar brawl that broke out last night at karaoke
everything about this
our magnificent bastard tongue
six feet under
cutting my hair soon
feeling my relationship at the level I once did, asap hopefully
spending my free time like a 15 year old boy, ie eating tacos while: watching superbad, playing tetris, checking out girls, swearing
the girls of Luscious Jackson