Some Movies I'd Never Watch Again

I love movies, but I admit that I haven't seen a lot of the 'classics' or even 'modern classics'. I have, however, seen a bunch of crap that I would never watch again unless there was a fucking ticker on the bottom the screen revealing the meaning of life, tim kasher's phone number, and maybe the winning lottery numbers for good measure. agree?

* Dungeons and Dragons - well here we go, another total piece of shit starring people way too good for it. I'd call it a paycheck movie, but I'm sure it wasn't. that simply means that jeremy irons (aka jeremys iron) and thora birch are assholes. for someone actually into dungeons and dragons stuff, this was an atrocity, and didn't even really follow a lot of D&D stuff. can I say, Marlon Wayans is in this garbage, and once when discussing the movie, I decided to call him 'Merlin Wayans', which is pretty next level considering.

* The Devil Wears Prada - I am a feminist who also ends up liking a lot of shit, but this is just too much. this movie is totally unbelievable (not a bad thing, but it is when it tries to come off as such) and can I say, for a movie promiently featuring designer clothes, the wardrobes are a total snooze. Pat Fields did wonders on Sex and the City, but she puts all the characters here in boring common interpretations of high fashion. plus gisele is in it for a scene, AS AN ACTRESS, and she should just stick to fucking Tom Brady back to health, kthx. ah, hot rich brazillian pussy, shit is like the ancient healing waters of Shangri-la.

* Howard the Duck - can you even believe that piece of shit was based on a comic? ooh, tim robbins though, he is crazytown. good to know that an actor starring in IMDB's top rated movie, Shawshank Redemption, can also be in this one, which is probably in the top 100 worst. I don't even remember when I saw this, except that my parents probably strapped me down with a kids meal and set me in front of the tv. I'm sure my Batman Returns toy was cool though.

to be continued....