what it's like

*it's like, watching a movie, and a vehicle is going through some winding/mountain road and the director uses that played-out overhead loopy shot like the shining/the ring/da vinci code

*it's like, watching someone get excited about the quality of wood delivered (yes, literal wood)

*it's like, doublewhiskeycokenoice

*it's like, when you're on the greyhound making the trip to portland for the millionth time this decade, and you're in the window seat with your ipod going, and your head is resting on the window listening to some folk or something, and you feel like you've seen this before in a terrible music video or embarassing movie, and what it would look like to someone watching you

*it's like, when you're not even jerking off anymore, you're just laying there thinkin'....

*it's like, answering the 50-millionth question about what your recent manager would say about you

*it's like, will anyone anywhere ever achieve the success of tyler perry?

*it's like, being so in love with somebody and wondering what the hell is going on

*it's like, getting out of the shower on a sunday at about 1:30 pm and you had USA on the tv, and you come into your room and realize that return of the king is on and you sit on the edge of the bed, in your towel, fully intending to get dressed but instead your hair dries as you catch 1.5 hours of it

*it's like, being so frustrated that you have to focus on something pretty until it looks weird like how when you say a name so much it sounds absurd

*it's like, viola davis in doubt

*it's like, I hope no one ever talks to me like that again

*it's like, how you see many many girls wear leggings and uggs and side ponytails and northface jackets and pouffed at the top hair and scarves, and how you always thought it was kindy tacky or boring but then it's so pervasive that one day you put something similar together and leave the house for some reason feeling more confident even though you'd rather wear old lady clothes

*it's like, how I believe someone somewhere would appreciate me more

*it's like, anything is only good in moderation

*it's like, how nowhere will ever be as cool as Crystal Lake 1981

*it's like, how I'm surprised I don't hear the whoosh of a leader-shell in my dreamz